Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Happy Birthday to Me
It's the big day! As of 9:38 PM tonight, I am officially twenty five! (I know the time of my birth cuz my family is crazy obsessive like that). I share my birthday with both Franz Kafka, author of many depressing nihilistic tales, and Tom Cruise, a man beloved and laughed at by many for his adorable wacky hijinks. Was there any sarcasm in that sentence? I leave it for you, the reader, to deduce! Bear in mind, though, I actually don't give a tinker's damn about the popular media's opinion on practically anything, let alone something as uninteresting as celebrities. Did any of you notice that I was able to work "tinker's damn" into a sentence? Yay for me!